WHAT IF... SERIES: BY NARRATOR 1. To Read More Click Below! I know, I know, it’s stupid but hear me out, there are more chickens than humans on earth, So their cause isn’t completely helpless.
There are 23.7 billion chickens, 987 million cows, and 677 million pigs. That's 25.364 animals, there are currently 7.8 billion humans. Sure you might say, but we have guns! Yes, we do but what good did that do the Australian government in the Great Emu War? That's right, the Australian government declared war on the emus. Some soldiers led by Sergeants S. McMurray and Gunner J.O’Halloran fought in this war. And guess what they lost. That's right, in the aftermath they decided to put a bounty (which worked). Anyways back to this, there are 9 billion chickens in the US. And should they gain sentience and attack us we are doomed. But not really, because being small they won’t do that much damage and I doubt a lot, if any deaths. They will give some scratches that might cause infection (because their claws are constantly on the ground.) The cows and pigs, however, might do some damage. Pigs because they’re wild and strongish, and cows because they’re big and strong. Chickens will get slaughtered and so will the rest. If the animals don’t make peace they’ll get slaughtered or captured. On the bright side that means plenty of meat and burgers/sandwiches. As i said it’s stupid and it was really just an excuse for me to write talk about the Emu War. Anyways, I am Narrator 1 of The Students Daily, good day.
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The world's population as of August, 4, 2020 was 7,802,730,672. Thanos' infinity gauntlet had the ability to snap 50% of all life forms, making the new population 3,901,365,336.
Well, 3,901,365,336 human lives, there are still animals, insects, plants, and sentient pieces of cheese. But let's say 50% of every species, plant, and S.P.C.’s dust away. This means that Thanos has made everything worse, not better. You see, in taking the lives of 50% of all humanity, he also took away most of its food and resources. Cows, chicken, fish, pig, grain, beans, rice, and more have now disappeared because those are also living things. Oh, but the terriblenessness (that's a word right?) doesn't stop there. Trees are living things too, and guess what, they turn carbon dioxide into oxygen and we kind of need oxygen to live. Of course, Thanos didn’t get the memo so he naturally destroyed half of them. With the power plants and factories still making carbon dioxide and no trees to slow down our inevitable demise. we will most likely die as our atmosphere disappears. Also seeing as half of all humanity is dead, the stock market crashes, companies lose money and have less people working for them, meaning some companies will probably go bankrupt. Some world leaders might dust away too so those countries will probably go into anarchy. Back to the food crisis however, less people to feed means less food needed. and since 50% of food and 50% percent of people disappeared it balances itself out. There are plenty of specifics to go into, but this is supposed to be a short article. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this, I am Narrator 1 of TheStudentsDaily. Goodday. WHAT IF... SERIES: BY NARRATOR 1. To Read More Click Below! In the year 1945 World War ll was coming to an end, thanks to the Manhattan Project, and the introduction to the world's most feared weapon, the Nuclear Bomb. It was capable of wiping out the cities Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing 80,000 of the Japanese inhabitants. The Nuclear Bomb cost approximately $85,000,000, and took 3 years to make. Why does this matter you ask, well, it doesn't unless you are planning global domination or, planning to colonize Mars.
That's right, though it seems decades away we actually have the technology to do so. I present to you, Dark Matter. A single gram of dark matter has the power of a nuclear bomb, a single gram that's incredible. There is no rival to this at the moment and it's only setback is its outlandish cost of about one million trillion dollars per ounce. A theory has suggested [the idea of] nuking mars to create an atmosphere for it, therefore making it hospitable. Nuking Mars is a bad idea. Its outcome will be great and good but the radiation from all the nukes will be devastating. Imagine, you are going to need a lot of nukes to create an atmosphere that big. The Radiation could take a century or more to pass and if the radiation somehow gets to the water/ice below then it will all be for nothing. However, dark matter will have the same power but no radiation which means all we have to do is wait for the atmosphere to form. However, the problem with that is it will probably cost quadrillions of dollars. No one country has that amount, the entire world will have to work together to develop the resources, money, and the technology to accomplish such a task. This is a race we can only win together. For no one country, no matter how great, can win alone. What do you think, Should we go with this theory? Thank you for reading StudentsWeekly. I am Narrator 1, have a good day. WHAT IF... SERIES: BY NARRATOR 1. To Read More Click Below! So, I've decided that I will make a series about certain "what if" scenarios. I might make 3-5 depending on if anyone sees this (which may or may not happen). So anyway let's get on with it. So, what does the Moon even do? The Moon helps stabilize our climate, it causes our tides, and also stabilizes our Earth's wobble. The Moon is currently 398,791 km away( or 247,797 ml for us Americans). The closer the moon is the higher the tides are but that also means that tides get lower. It's a bit confusing and it's better with a picture, so here. As you can see the tides are deeply affected by the Moon. The closer the moon is the higher the tides on the closest face of the Earth will be, and the face that is parallel will also experience higher tides. So while those two sides experience high tides the other two sides will become drier and hotter. The ocean regulates the temperature on the Earth. That is why Canada is cold, but southern Britain has hotter temperatures even though they're roughly on the same angle of Earth.
So let's say the Moon moves 150,000 km closer while it's facing the U.K. and on the other side, the eastern coast of Russia. What will happen depends on how fast the Moon moves towards Earth and how close it moves. In this Scenario it moves 150,000 km in the blink of an eye (that's impossible but that's okay because this is completely hypothetical). So here is what might happen, and keep in mind I am a Narrator, not a scientist so this probably is not 100% accurate. Britain's coastal cities will be flooded. That includes Polperro, Lindisfarne, Hampshire, the entire island will be flooded. The east coast of Ireland, the northern coasts of Germany, France, and Spain (Spain will probably get a big tides but nothing compared to the rest.) The west coasts of Norway, Denmark and Sweden will be affected as well. The southern coast of Iceland will be affected as well. The British Isle will shrink tremendously and the Russians and Alaska aren’t looking too good either. Russia's east coast and Alaska's west coast will also be flooded. Oh and lets not forget the ones that get lower tides like Antarctica, Greenland and Canada. The Moon moves 3.8 centimeters away each year, this means 12 feet every century, that means 1 mile every 44,000 years and THAT means 150,000 miles every 6,600,000,000 years. Thanks for reading. This is Narrator 1 from StudentWeekly |
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