WHAT IF... SERIES: BY NARRATOR 1. To Read More Click Below! I know, I know, it’s stupid but hear me out, there are more chickens than humans on earth, So their cause isn’t completely helpless.
There are 23.7 billion chickens, 987 million cows, and 677 million pigs. That's 25.364 animals, there are currently 7.8 billion humans. Sure you might say, but we have guns! Yes, we do but what good did that do the Australian government in the Great Emu War? That's right, the Australian government declared war on the emus. Some soldiers led by Sergeants S. McMurray and Gunner J.O’Halloran fought in this war. And guess what they lost. That's right, in the aftermath they decided to put a bounty (which worked). Anyways back to this, there are 9 billion chickens in the US. And should they gain sentience and attack us we are doomed. But not really, because being small they won’t do that much damage and I doubt a lot, if any deaths. They will give some scratches that might cause infection (because their claws are constantly on the ground.) The cows and pigs, however, might do some damage. Pigs because they’re wild and strongish, and cows because they’re big and strong. Chickens will get slaughtered and so will the rest. If the animals don’t make peace they’ll get slaughtered or captured. On the bright side that means plenty of meat and burgers/sandwiches. As i said it’s stupid and it was really just an excuse for me to write talk about the Emu War. Anyways, I am Narrator 1 of The Students Daily, good day.
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WHAT IF... SERIES: BY NARRATOR 1. To Read More Click Below!
The world's population as of August, 4, 2020 was 7,802,730,672. Thanos' infinity gauntlet had the ability to snap 50% of all life forms, making the new population 3,901,365,336.
Well, 3,901,365,336 human lives, there are still animals, insects, plants, and sentient pieces of cheese. But let's say 50% of every species, plant, and S.P.C.’s dust away. This means that Thanos has made everything worse, not better. You see, in taking the lives of 50% of all humanity, he also took away most of its food and resources. Cows, chicken, fish, pig, grain, beans, rice, and more have now disappeared because those are also living things. Oh, but the terriblenessness (that's a word right?) doesn't stop there. Trees are living things too, and guess what, they turn carbon dioxide into oxygen and we kind of need oxygen to live. Of course, Thanos didn’t get the memo so he naturally destroyed half of them. With the power plants and factories still making carbon dioxide and no trees to slow down our inevitable demise. we will most likely die as our atmosphere disappears. Also seeing as half of all humanity is dead, the stock market crashes, companies lose money and have less people working for them, meaning some companies will probably go bankrupt. Some world leaders might dust away too so those countries will probably go into anarchy. Back to the food crisis however, less people to feed means less food needed. and since 50% of food and 50% percent of people disappeared it balances itself out. There are plenty of specifics to go into, but this is supposed to be a short article. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this, I am Narrator 1 of TheStudentsDaily. Goodday. |
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